How much do I have to weigh to use this?

Stumbled upon this Coffee House Skinny Fat Free creamer and found myself pondering:

  • Must one be skinny in order to use this product?
  • Does this product guarantee a slimming effect with consumption?
  • If one opts out of the Skinny version, is she automatically fat?
  • Does this product container hold less volume and thus named the Skinny container?
Blech to you food marketers. Stop manipulating our food and confusing us to second guess ourselves.